Note: This is a non-canon fusion of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and Star Trek Voyager. Also characters are not as canon, in major ways. Nanoha VOYAGER! "Nice speech," Admiral Lindy Harloun noted as she and the ship's Captain sat in the other woman's ready room on board the long range cruiser Arthra. "Thank you," Captain Precia Testarossa sighed, her long purple hair tied back. "It's all bullshit, of course." "Oh?" Lindy asked. After they had recovered everyone Precia had gived a speech of the bridge, talking about how they would put aside their differences and work together as a Midchilda Federation crew, and eventually make it home. Precia smiled ruefully, "Oh, I meant it about getting us all home... but integrating the two crews are going to be a nightmare. Plus the complications of an over one hundred and twenty five year trip." "I thought the computer estimated just a hundred years?" Lindy asked. "Things will go wrong," Precia sighed, "plus we will almost certainly have to divert.
Christine Claus! And the no good, terrible laser lights.
Diana sighed as she enjoyed the fire, sipping hot chocolate with some rum added to taste. She hadn’t expected to be home alone on Christmas Eve... her and THAT DAMNED WOMAN had booked a skiing vacation, not long before Diana found out she was sleeping with the aerobics instructor. So she kicked her out. Now SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED was off screwing around, and she was stuck home alone. Life seemed kind of unfair that way....
BOOM! CRASH CLATTER!
The sounds had Diana leaping out of her seat, wondering if a car had crashed in her front yard. She hurried through the front do
The Melancholy Of Setsuna Meiou by shanejayell, literature
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The Melancholy Of Setsuna Meiou
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The Melancholy Of Setsuna Meiou
The Diary
Entry 2357.9
Lesbian Roommates too loud again. How the hell poor Hotaru sleeps through this I don't know. Got tired of the shouting and moaning, went into their bedroom and dumped water on them.
Haruka was pissed off. Michiru, oddly enough, liked it.
Entry 2359
YES I KNOW PLUTO IS NO LONGER A PLANET. Die!
One of these days I intend to have a little... talk with the International Astronomers Society. Pluto will be avenged!
Entry 2411
I wish, I wish, that the